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Offline PixelHunter

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Re: Just for laughs........ ;)
« Reply #30 on: January 19, 2014, 11:44:12 PM »
Wondering why no mention of aloknath.... he is so happening these days :P

Alok Nath is over. Now its time for Neil Nitin Mukesh. Enjoyy...


When Neil Nitin Mukesh was born nurse said, "Mubarak ho aap ko Neil Nitin Mukesh hue hai".

Alok Nath thanked Neil Nitin Mukesh..................................thrice!

3 mistakes of my life was originally Neil Nitin Mukesh's dad's autobiography.

When Neil Nitin Mukesh draws a line, it becomes a triangle

Q.How to get a hat trick in one ball? A.Dismiss Neil Nitin Mukesh

When Neil Nitin Mukesh was a kid his nanny had to tell him 3 bed- time stories to make him sleep.

Neil nitin mukesh ek teer se teen nishaal maarta hai

What @NeilNMukesh can do but SRK or Salman can't. Group discussion with himself :)

Neil Nitin Mukesh is the only person involved in Love Triangle

Neil Nitin Mukesh is always on conference call

Ekta Kapoor started that "Nahi... Nahi.... Nahi.... " in her daily soaps after she met Neil Nitin Mukhesh.

When Neil Nitin Mukesh takes a selfie, it's a family photo.

Neil Nitin Mukesh has been selected to act in the remake of the film three idiots..
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Re: Just for laughs........ ;)
« Reply #31 on: January 19, 2014, 11:52:45 PM »
Alok Nath is over. Now its time for Neil Nitin Mukesh.
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Nice one binoy...? :like:
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Re: Just for laughs........ ;)
« Reply #32 on: January 20, 2014, 10:10:11 AM »
lol :)
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Re: Just for laughs........ ;)
« Reply #33 on: January 20, 2014, 01:39:01 PM »
Kejriwal jokes? This is new and brought smiles on my face, hope it does for you too...

'Kejriwal is so honest he wants to make Sunny Leone the spokesperson of AAP because she has nothing to hide....................... ;D   '
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Re: Just for laughs........ ;)
« Reply #34 on: January 20, 2014, 02:35:19 PM »
4. THE ARABS
They have 4 wives and 15 girlfriends. But they love their camel the most".!!!!!
 ;)  :-X   :P    8)   ;D   :D   ;)    :)

That's cool Jasii ji.

I don't know if we have any LAWYERS on the forum but we do have lot of DOCTORS..

So here we go -

A lawyer was cross-examining the doctor about whether or not he had checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the death certificate. "No," the doctor said. "I did not check his pulse." "And did you listen for a heartbeat?" asked the lawyer. "No I did not," the doctor said. "So," said the lawyer, "when you signed the death certificate, you had not taken steps to make sure he was dead." The doctor said, "Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was in a jar on my desk but, for all I know, he could be out practicing law somewhere."



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Re: Just for laughs........ ;)
« Reply #35 on: January 20, 2014, 04:00:50 PM »
Kejriwal jokes? This is new and brought smiles on my face, hope it does for you too...

'Kejriwal is so honest he wants to make Sunny Leone the spokesperson of AAP because she has nothing to hide....................... ;D   '

This is very funny Jasiiji. One clap for you.  :like:  :D
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Re: Just for laughs........ ;)
« Reply #36 on: January 20, 2014, 04:20:53 PM »

That's cool Jasii ji.

I don't know if we have any LAWYERS on the forum but we do have lot of DOCTORS..

So here we go -

A lawyer was cross-examining the doctor about whether or not he had checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the death certificate. "No," the doctor said. "I did not check his pulse." "And did you listen for a heartbeat?" asked the lawyer. "No I did not," the doctor said. "So," said the lawyer, "when you signed the death certificate, you had not taken steps to make sure he was dead." The doctor said, "Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was in a jar on my desk but, for all I know, he could be out practicing law somewhere."


Hey Sami ji! Where have your claps vanished?
Guess our Doc is at work......... ::)


This is very funny Jasiiji. One clap for you.  :like:  :D

Cheers your way Hillol Sir!
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Re: Just for laughs........ ;)
« Reply #37 on: January 21, 2014, 04:09:07 PM »
Hi Gang!

Here's one for the day, I actually quite liked it:

"Interviewer: What is Recession?

Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!

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Re: Just for laughs........ ;)
« Reply #38 on: January 21, 2014, 05:45:02 PM »
Good one Jasii.  :D


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Two women walking along a river and were discussing fashion brands.

A crocodile suddenly shows up on the bank.

One of them goes ....... "Voh dekho ...... Lacoste"  ;D
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Re: Just for laughs........ ;)
« Reply #39 on: January 21, 2014, 06:09:06 PM »
Ha Ha Ha! That brought forth guffaws Vinod ji.

Ps. In college we used to have a great collection of 'Height of ' jokes am PM'ng you one
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Re: Just for laughs........ ;)
« Reply #40 on: January 21, 2014, 08:06:21 PM »
Thought of sharing something here:

Hurt locker - ghayal tijori
Batman - ballebaaz
Iron man - press wala
Transporter - coolie
Transporter 2 - do coolie
Gold rush - bappi laheri
She's the man - bobby darling
Blood diamond - khooni heera
Saw - dekha
Saw 2 - dobara dekha
Saw 3 - phirse dekha
Saw 4 - bar bar dekha
Superman- Rajnikant
20000 BC- Devanand

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Re: Just for laughs........ ;)
« Reply #41 on: January 21, 2014, 08:36:23 PM »


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Re: Just for laughs........ ;)
« Reply #42 on: January 21, 2014, 08:45:08 PM »

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Re: Just for laughs........ ;)
« Reply #43 on: January 22, 2014, 11:59:45 AM »
Shooter: Great collection mate :)

Ashok ji: That  last pic really did make me smile.  :P wonder what he was trying to click? ;)
Feel sorry for the kiddo though...........
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Re: Just for laughs........ ;)
« Reply #44 on: January 24, 2014, 12:00:48 AM »
Another one: These jokes never grow old...Sorry, no offence meant....