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Offline Jasii

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Come on Guys! Just for laughs........ ;)
« on: January 13, 2014, 12:41:49 PM »
What is life without a little laughter? Starting a post to induce Cheer, hope others can add to it.
Cheers!

Here's one from me:
Which is the most dangerous Alphabet

Answer -- " W ".
It is a great tension generator..

All the worries get initiated with ' W ' with the exception of ' Wine & Whisky' :D

Who
Why
What
When
Which
Whom
Where
War
Wealth
Work
Worries
Woman

& finally. . ...................

Believe it or not

** WIFE **

 :)   ;)    :D     ;D   
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Re: Just for laughs........ ;)
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2014, 12:50:58 PM »
LOL! :) True and thanks for sharing a humorous post :)

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Re: Just for laughs........ ;)
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2014, 02:23:03 PM »
 ;D  ;D
Mad about Nikon... :)

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Re: Just for laughs........ ;)
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2014, 10:26:25 PM »
Humorous as long as your wife is not a member of this forum.  Dangerous once she reads this post :)
But thanks for sharing it.

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Re: Just for laughs........ ;)
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2014, 11:50:19 PM »
Quite humurous! :)
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Re: Just for laughs........ ;)
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2014, 09:23:05 AM »
Humorous as long as your wife is not a member of this forum.  Dangerous once she reads this post :)
But thanks for sharing it.
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Offline Jasii

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Re: Just for laughs........ ;)
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2014, 10:33:59 AM »
Yeh Kya folks?

You guys just commenting on my post instead of adding some of your own humor?

Please show me the lighter side of your world too!!!!

Let Laughter begin!!!!!!! ;D
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Re: Just for laughs........ ;)
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2014, 03:25:51 PM »
One clap on your way, Jasiiji.  :D

A man was playing with his three small children. He placed a small box, gift wrapped, in the middle of them and told the children, I will take a test - the winner will get this prize. Who among you is the most obedient to your mom? There was silence then all three children shouted in unison, "not any one of us, daddy, the prize goes to you".  :D ;) ;D   
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Re: Just for laughs........ ;)
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2014, 03:38:04 PM »
lol but so true Hillol ji!  :D

Here's another one in the same vein:

A wife's favorite fruit has to be
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NaashPati !!

:P
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Re: Just for laughs........ ;)
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2014, 08:44:46 PM »
Ken Rockwell Facts :

Ken Rockwell is the Rajni of photography

Ken Rockwell's camera has similar settings to ours, except his are: P[erfect] Av[Awesome Priority Tv[Totally Awesome Priority] M[ajestic]

Ken Rockwell doesn't color correct. He adjusts your world to match his.

Sure, Ken Rockwell deletes a bad photo or two. Other people call these Pulitzers.

Ken Rockwell doesn't adjust his DOF, he changes space-time.

Circle of confusion? You might be confused. Ken Rockwell never is.

Ken Rockwell doesn't wait for the light when he shoots a landscape ? the light waits for him.

Ken Rockwell never flips his camera in portrait position, he flips the earth

Ken Rockwell ordered an L-lens from Nikon, and got one.

When Ken Rockwell brackets a shot, the three versions of the photo win first place in three different categories

Before Nikon or Canon releases a camera they go to Ken and they ask him to test them, the best cameras get a canon sticker and the less good get a Nikon sticker

Once Ken tested a camera, he said I cant even put Canon on this one, thats how Pentax was born

Rockwellian policy isn't doublethink ? Ken doesn't even need to think once

Ken Rockwell doesn't use flash ever since the Nagasaki incident.

Only Ken Rockwell can take pictures of Ken Rockwell; everyone else would just get their film overexposed by the light of his genius

Ken Rockwell wanted something to distract the lesser photographers, and lo, there were ducks.

Ken Rockwell is the only one who can take self-portraits of you

Ken Rockwell's nudes were fully clothed at the time of exposure

Ken Rockwell once designed a zoom lens. You know it as the Hubble Space Telescope.

When Ken unpacks his SD card, it already has masterpieces on it.

Rockwell portraits are so lifelike, they have to pay taxes

On Ken Rockwell's desktop, the Trash Icon is really a link to National Geographic Magazine

Ken Rockwell spells point-and-shoot "h-a-s-s-e-l-b-l-a-d"

When Ken Rockwell went digital, National Geographic nearly went out of business because he was no longer physically discarding photos

For every 10 shots that Ken Rockwell takes, 11 are keepers.

Ken Rockwell's digital files consist of 0's, 1's AND 2's.

Ken Rockwell never focus, everything moves into his DoF

Ken Rockwell's shots are so perfect, Adobe redesigned photoshop for him: all it consists of is a close button.

The term tripod was coined after his silhouette

Ken Rockwell never produces awful work, only work too advanced for the viewer

A certain brand of high-end cameras was named after people noticed the quality was a lot "like a" rockwell


Ken Rockwell never starts, he continues

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Re: Just for laughs........ ;)
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2014, 09:49:21 PM »
Alok Nath CV Reads as:-
 Degree- MBA in Kanyadaan
 Skills- Sanskaar
 Experience- 10022848 Kanyadaans done
 Hobby- Giving Ashirwads!
 2. Alok Nath has never received salary , he always receives pension. 3. Alok Nath carried Hanuman Chalisa to school instead of Notebooks
 4. Alok Nath eats Prasad as Starters
 5. Alok Nath believes in 'Aashirwad at First Sight'
 6. Alok Nath reads "All Indians are my brothers and sisters" as "All Indians are my Samdhans and Samdhis". 7. Alok Nath went to Vaishno Devi for his Bachelor Party before marriage. With his Family. 8. Alok Nath's WhatsApp shows : "Last seen doing Kanyadaan at ..."
 9. Alok Nath removes his slippers before playing Temple Run n distributes 'prasad' after crossing each level. 10. Alok Nath always enjoys a comfortable ride because he goes by his "son's car" (Sans - kar)

 and the epic ones:
 11. Anoop Jalota is Alok Nath's Yo Yo Honey Singh.
 12. Salman Khan is still virgin because of the sanskaar given by Alok Nath in Maine Pyaar Kiya!
13. Alok nath was was interviewed once in a TV Channel. That Channel is now Sanskaar TV.
14. Alok Naths favourite songs are "Chaar baj gaye, lekin aarti ab bhi baaki hai" and "Aarti all night"
15. When Alok Nath was born, the doctor said " Badhaai ho, ghar me babuji paida hue hain.

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Re: Just for laughs........ ;)
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2014, 11:39:24 PM »
Datar/Binoy (have dropped the ji's only for this post), 8)
Now you guys are just about hotting up  ;D
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Re: Just for laughs........ ;)
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2014, 11:41:26 PM »
Datar/Binoy (have dropped the ji's only for this post), 8)
Now you guys are just about hotting up  ;D
I will be very very happy if you do so for other posts also.
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Offline Jasii

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Re: Just for laughs........ ;)
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2014, 11:52:16 AM »
Cheer up mate! here's an early afternoon appetiser:

Santa: I was a dude before marrying.
Banta: And what are you now?
Santa: Now ?
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I'm subdued!  :D
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Re: Just for laughs........ ;)
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2014, 12:22:10 PM »
Datar/Binoy (have dropped the ji's only for this post), 8)
Now you guys are just about hotting up  ;D
I will be very very happy if you do so for other posts also.

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